December 2009
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Ex-fiance dropped by to bring me four boxes of sparklers. Should I be worried about his agenda?
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sunday: If your blog has an autoplay music thingy, I autohate you. I autoclose every tab that plays music without my permission. Also, instant unfollow. This isn’t the 90’s. Not that most of the people I follow would actually remember those ‘homepages’ that had some cheesy midi in the background. That’s right, a fucking midi. (Thus endeth my patronizing...
Dec 31st
No Context Theatre: “I might get assraped by sailors, but at least I wouldn’t be cold.”
Dec 30th
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My apartment smells like food. As far as I know, I’m not cooking. I may have an intruder. Should I be worried or hungry?
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Gregory and the Hawk (30) Annie (14) Lights (6) Anna Puu (3) John ME (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I wish I had asked someone what being a smartie pants means before I poured all this confectionery in my knickers.
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I want to microwave something.
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I am so wet and not in a good way. Fuck this so-called winter weather.
Dec 29th
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The snooze button is a cruel mistress.
Dec 29th
How to get me naked? Just sit back and wait. Eventually I will pour half a glass of juice on my shirt.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Canine epilepsy. It’s a thing. It’s also why I’m up at 4.40 am.
Dec 27th
Eating fries while browsing through porn links feels somehow wrong to me.
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Comment om the pop quiz: I’d use an inner city bus that’ll never drive over 50 mph. Why complicate imaginary scenarios? …aaand it seems the hero you really want to have with you in tricky situations is the Amazing N, bespectacled avenger.
Dec 27th
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Which where your favourite books this year? Books that came out this year or books I read this year? I don’t think I read many brand new books this year so will just name a few things that I read and particularly liked, in no order: Life of Pi (Yann Martel) The Time Traveler’s Wife (Audrey Niffenegger) The Memory of Running (Ron McLarty) What I Loved (Siri Hustved) Pynt...
Dec 27th
I’m the toy of the year.
Dec 27th
I do not sleep with guys who don’t own books. The Ikea catalogue is not a book.
Dec 26th
Who's the cutest? →
(via likeneelyohara) I dare you to click this link.
Dec 26th
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I know that not everything is about me. But most things are, right?
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My mothers ringtone is now Mercy by Duffy. If she...
Mom: Upload a ringtone to my new cell phone.
Me: Okay. What do you want?
Mom: I don't know. Something good.
Me: What's good?
Mom: Oh, you know what I like.
Me: Actually, I don't. Just tell me what you want and I'll find it.
Mom: Just something good, you know, no crap, something good.
Dec 25th