January 2011
61 posts
Anonymous asked: Wishing you a better day. By the way, your English is 99.5% idiomatically
flawless.
flawless.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
The Swell Season (27)
Ingrid Michaelson (20)
The Rescues (17)
Florence + the Machine (17)
Stella (16)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Tegan and Sara (57)
Emma Salokoski Ensemble (25)
Beyoncé (16)
Jamelia (10)
Fantasia (10)
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I never want to get married. I tell people it’s because I don’t think love needs rings or vows. And that’s true. But the bigger reason is that I’m afraid.
I’m afraid that being married would turn me into a wife. One of those women who say they’re happily married, even though they’ve gained 60 pounds since the wedding, have sex with their husbands twice a...
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I will not do jackshit, cause I’m a fat, lazy cunt anyway. And in a terrible mood.
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Truthful Tuesday
I really hate sweating. Big time. It almost feels worse than ovarian puncture, which is definitely not fun either. My sweat loathing makes me even less eager to exercise, but somehow doesn’t stop me from fucking in a sporty manner.
I want to look pretty and girly but am just too damn lazy to maintain my girliness. It’s hard work! So I’ll always look a little unpolished, mostly...
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…and my tiger would fucking EAT your wombats and sloths.
Anonymous asked: A date! Go girl. I hear Finnish guys are kinda cute (he's Finnish is he? tall and blonde?) and I'm sure you'll knock him dead with or without butterflies/moths/other critters involved.
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It seems I've got a date.
Even though it won’t be for a couple of weeks, it’s probably okay to start getting nervous now.
I mean, I haven’t exactly been dating a whole lot and he is pretty awesome… So the butterflies in my stomach are getting out of control. As are the moths in my girl bits. Yeah, I should probably do something about those before the date.
Because yes, I’m exactly the sort...
silpol replied to your post: I would be so all over this regional dialect video meme
what’s wrong with Finglish? it’s cute… System like “syuhstem” ;)
Ahah.. excuse me. I do not. Speak. Finglish.
Seriously, my accent may be ridiculous, but not that ridiculous.
I would be so all over this regional dialect video...
if I actually had a regional dialect instead of a ridiculous accent.
elvisbrady-deactivated20120413 asked: Need more clarification on the manscaping issue. How much is appropriate? How much is too much?
Of course...
…the last time I had something even remotely manly all up in my face was when I watched The Expendables.