I’m sure you could listen to Alan Rickman reading the phone book, right? Could you watch him make a cup of tea?
It’s the most dramatic cup of tea ever. Also, did not see the ending coming.
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This just in: Frank Ocean still the saviour of soul.
It’s a bad religion
This unrequited love
To me it’s nothing but a one-man cult
And cyanide in my styrofoam cup
I can never make him love me
Never make him love me
I’ve never related to a rabbit the way I relate to this rabbit.
Left: My hair now
Right: My hair as soon as I (yet again) grow tired of growing it out and realise I look a fuckton sexier with shorter hair anyway.
Oh no, my opinions are too left for American mainstream political scene to handle, SHOCKING.
Damn good I don’t have to vote in your elections.
On a serious note, some of the questions (not to mention answer options) are just plain odd. Is this for real?
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This is a painting by Rodolfo Loaiza and it’s called Reencuentro — The Two Snow Whites. I’m in love. Unfortunately there are no prints available and I’m not in the position to spend two and a half grand on the original.
You can see more of his work here. And in the name of all that’s holy, inform me if you ever see this available as a poster.
I love makeovers. And I’m kind of hooked on the UK show 10 Years Younger.
I can’t decide which group of people is stranger: the ones who think they are above looking after themselves and see no worth in being attractive to themselves or someone else or the ones who would really really like to look nicer but just have no clue how to go about something like that.
When you see a woman wearing the wrong kind of a bra, like, you can see it all the way through her clothes, that’s how big/small/otherwise inappropriate the damn thing is, is it really crass to mention it? I know it is, I just struggle.
I wish I had a job where I could dress up nice and wear serious makeup. No matter how casual I try to be, I still feel overdone sometimes.
If I ever become rich the amount of plastic surgery I will get is ridonculous. If my parents ever become rich I’ll ask them for a new nose or new teeth for Christmas.
The better I become with makeup, the better I feel about the way I look. I don’t necessarily feel any prettier, it’s more like “Bitch, I don’t care if I’m ugly, I’m fucking fabulous!”.
I think I need more Sugarpill products to achieve all my potential in the fabulousness front, though. Nothing says pretty princess like ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW SIMULTANEOUSLY ON MY FACE.
Have I mentioned how hard the people (mostly men) who say “I really prefer the natural look.” or “But you look so much nicer without makeup.” can go fuck themselves? Because they can. I’m a fucking artist and my face is my canvas, bitches. And fabulous does not need acceptance of others.
I’m in a Facebook weight loss group. Most of the other members are SAHMs. I feel out of place, because I actually go to work and have some sort of structure in my life with (somewhat) regular mealtimes instead of sitting on my arse eating all day. After next week I will be unemployed with no idea if/when I’ll get another temping gig, so that should fix it.
There’s a movie adaptation of Life of Pi coming out later this year. It’s directed by Ang Lee, so it has about 50/50 chance of being good, right?
And they’ve cast actual Indian people, not Americans with fake tans, so that’s even better, right?
And then I went and watched the trailer and it looked like a big CGI turd. Oh what have you done to Richard Parker?
Second attempt at skittles tips turned out half decent.
I noticed Joseph Gordon Levitt has finally started looking like a man instead of a cutesy 15 year old. That was nice.
I’d still go with Bane. Reasons:
Catwoman though. I’ve never liked Catwoman as a character. Any woman whose primary weapon is her cleavage is a little boring to me. But if that’s her thing, then fine. Catwoman is sex and danger, alright then. I can understand what the people who saw Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry as Catwoman were thinking. But Anne Hathaway, what in Christ almighty is that? She’s not sex and danger, she is cardboard and air. She baffles me.
Not as much as Batman’s voice though.
I wish I could feel more ways about things.
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I’ve been loving this song ever since the ep version started playing in the radio last year and now I finally figured out who sings it (or my boyfriend got sick of me turning up the volume and being like “This my jam! I have no idea who it is though.” and told me. Either way.)
It’s Eva & Manu.
