"Fuck politics, I just wanna burn shit down."

More first world problems

I can’t afford to dye my hair “natural” style (you know, sort of uneven and mousey, the way seems to be in fashion) so I have to rock it actual natural.

First world problems

He made sushi but says we have to wait until the wine has chilled to eat it.

BUT I’M HUNGRY NOW.

Bitch I’m fabulous

And if you think I’m too skinny or too fat or wear too much makeup or not enough makeup, if the clothes I wear are unattractive to you, or the way I act or the choices I make are unacceptable to you… get ready to be openly ridiculed for all you’re worth.

In fact, if I ever hear you imposing your standards on another human being again, you might get a swift kick in the knee.

Have a good day.

Sometimes I take pictures of nails and makeup with the intention of posting them on tumblr and then I never do. Well here’s a nail and makeup dump. Whatevs.

Also

Why does everybody (and their mother) have a podcast these days? Why are most of them shit?

Do they know no one is listening?

Oh, Prometheus

I just sat through well over two hours of (sometimes less sometimes more subtle) Alien references and set-up for a sequel. Yes, Ridley, we get it. It’s 2012, nobody makes non-franchise movies anymore. You could’ve at least given your film some sort of independent plot structure, instead of just leaning it on other movies.

I really want to like Noomi Rapace. She is real pretty and Swedish and all. Shame about the acting.

As much as I enjoy watching Idris Elba and Michael Fassbender, I ended up sympathising the most with the character who had no soul. 

A must-see for those who enjoy a good Alien circle jerk.

"…and if you don’t get it together, and drop these macho attitudes, you are never going to have anybody bringing you anything anywhere anyplace anytime EVAH."

(Source: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls, via librariansoul)

“I know I can’t speak for everyone - at least not until “The Device” is completed - but surely it’s not just me who’s getting fed up with fantasy. That’s generic-style fantasy, not the personal kinds of fantasy where I’m locked in a small room with a nuclear bomb in a schoolgirl outfit that can only be disarmed with a vigorous spanking. This is precisely my point - the word “fantasy” is supposed to evoke any wondrous scenario the imagination can conjure, but for some reason we keep coming back to the elves and dwarves! Elves and dwarves, elves and dwarves, elves and motherfucking dwarves. Also wizards.”

—I’m not a huge fan of Zero Punctuation but this, for the love of god, THIS.

The steel band is assembling. Soon after this they played Final Countdown. It was interesting.

The steel band is assembling. Soon after this they played Final Countdown. It was interesting.

It totally pays off to be Erin's nordic doppelganger, she'll ship outside of Australia and include a few samples too. Thanks, pretty lady!
(If you are down under, check out her shop.)
P.S. I now have Metallic 4 Life on my nails, and I don’t care how much I’m going to curse the glitter when I try to take it off, IT IS THE PRETTIEST THING EVER.

It totally pays off to be Erin's nordic doppelganger, she'll ship outside of Australia and include a few samples too. Thanks, pretty lady!

(If you are down under, check out her shop.)

P.S. I now have Metallic 4 Life on my nails, and I don’t care how much I’m going to curse the glitter when I try to take it off, IT IS THE PRETTIEST THING EVER.

Look who’s home. With antibiotics for what appears to be a respiratory infection.

Look who’s home. With antibiotics for what appears to be a respiratory infection.

So yesterday I went to the fancy reception doctor who took 23 eggs out of me (I KNOW, THAT’S A WHOLE FUCKING LOT). Hurt like a bitch but I feel okay now. It’s going to be a few more days until I can get with the sexytimes, sooo… Don’t mind me going quietly insane over here.
And today I went to the animal doctor. Because of course my dog is sick. Again.
I had to leave him with the vet for IV drip and blood work, the X-rays showed nothing too odd. But when you don’t have to sedate your dog for X-rays, you know something is seriously up. Hope they figure it out. It’s weird not having him at home.

So yesterday I went to the fancy reception doctor who took 23 eggs out of me (I KNOW, THAT’S A WHOLE FUCKING LOT). Hurt like a bitch but I feel okay now. It’s going to be a few more days until I can get with the sexytimes, sooo… Don’t mind me going quietly insane over here.

And today I went to the animal doctor. Because of course my dog is sick. Again.

I had to leave him with the vet for IV drip and blood work, the X-rays showed nothing too odd. But when you don’t have to sedate your dog for X-rays, you know something is seriously up. Hope they figure it out. It’s weird not having him at home.

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