Every Thursday I want to post something really steamy in spirit of the sexual frustration that usually goes with this day. I want to type out some kinky fantasies à la Miss Cook and make everyone else squirm as well. I wish I could sit down and produce a detailed description of the tied wrists, rough gropes and commanding words that can make sexy times mindblowing. Preferably in a way that doesn’t make me or the reader too embarrassed or amused. But I can’t. I don’t kiss and tell, I’m not in the habit of sharing intimate details with the closest of my friends, so putting that stuff out in the open makes me feel a little naked. And not the good, slightly sweaty or otherwise moist kind.

Also, I’m 12 and I giggle every time I use the word cock, or anything else one might use to refer to male genitalia. Lady bits are not as amusing, not sure why.

Back to your regular Sexy Sex Thursday shenanigans.