On:
- Sense of humour, duh. The most important thing, always. Even better if he likes dirty and/or absurd humour.
- Being comfortable in his skin and style. I love a man who doesn’t need my opinion or advice to dress nice. Standing out in a crowd is a plus.
- Intelligence. I hate teaching but love learning, so preferably someone smarter than me.
- Reliability and honesty.
- Kindness and patience.
- Scruff and tattoos.
- Smiling and laughing a lot.
- Kissing me, a lot, everywhere.
- Being handy, making and fixing stuff.
Off:
- Prejudice towards any group of people.
- Partying and being drunk half the time.
- Unwillingness to explore things and places.
- Shyness. Not that there’s anything wrong with shy people, but I can’t hit on a shy boy, I just can’t. Maybe I’m not outgoing enough.
- Also, coming on too strong, not taking no for an answer, not respecting my boundaries…
- Bad personal hygiene or fashion sense. Not taking care of himself.
- Sucking at listening. I like men who talk a lot, but they should know when to shut up and listen too.
- Collared shirts, big jewellery, a car that’s more expensive than his home, not owning books, facial piercings, smoking, touching my face, always eating crappy ready-made food or take-out and other assorted annoyances.
